Blondes Have More Guns

Blondes Have More Guns

3.7 | 1996-02-16 |

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Featured Crew

George Merriweather Director
Dan Goodman Writer
Mary Guthrie Writer
George Merriweather Writer
Michael Herz Producer
Lloyd Kaufman Producer
George Merriweather Producer
Joe Renzetti Music
Maximo Munzi Director of Photography
Rick LeCompte Editor

Cast

Michael McGaharn
Michael McGaharn
Harry Bates
Elizabeth Keifer
Elizabeth Keifer
Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil
Richard Neil
Dick Smoker
Gloria Lusiak
Gloria Lusiak
Dakota Beaver
André Brazeau
André Brazeau
Captain Hook
Brian A. York
Brian A. York
The Doctor
Bernie Buttner
Bernie Buttner
Dr. Hasselblad / Henry
Ramona Lisa
Ramona Lisa
Patricia Martin
Ron Meier
Ron Meier
Detective

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